So I went to check out my stats. Google apparently has some vendetta against me. I write about all kinds of things. Does Google choose some sage words of wisdom or great advice I gave on how to manage or deal with bipolar?
Oh fuck no Google is a sadist. What makes Google land upon my lovely world?
Blow sugar up your ass- seriously? people actually Blow. Sugar. Up. Their. Ass. I reiterate that is an emergency exit. No entrance of any one or thing is allowed.
Ass lick - I think Google has some serious issues. It seems determined to get up in my ass. Dude that is a no fly zone. Fuck off
Man Castrated - I guess that is what happened to Google after he licked the sugar out of some one's ass
I think it's time we scheduled an intervention and got Google the help he is desperately calling out for. Or at least a tube of lubricant. Sugar flavored.
I can see that look in your eyes
I know what you wanna do
you'd die to have me in your thighs
you'd even pay me too
I know what you wanna do
you'd die to have me in your thighs
you'd even pay me too
"do you wanna fuck me - forgotten rebels"
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Hahaha, oh my. So how do you check your google stats anyways?
Is this something different or just the stats link on the Blogger Dashboard?
This is from the google webmaster tools. Apparently Google has issues.
Google .... GOTTA LOVE IT!
Oh, I've thought about doing a post on the keywords used to find my blog. Some disturbingly interesting shit in there. Like....(are you ready?).....man/boy love. Oh yes. I seriously thought about giving that IP address to the cops.
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