We do for others because we don't know how to do for ourselves. We do for others because we feel it is the only way to make up for the damage we feel our craziness is doing to society. We do for others because it makes us feel good when nothing else in the whole world does, not even pills. We stay quiet and sit in the corner because others seem so much more needy. We require so little, you and I. A fact which does not sit well with others who would label us as too much to handle. When in truth, all those such as us really need is a bit of understanding, a bit of reciprocation, maybe a touch on the cheek once in a while and a sly wink. The rest of the world is needy. I'd rather be crazy. ~~Aimee

Tuesday, 12 April 2011

Just Don't Do It

Whatever you do, Do. Not. Put. Bananas. In. The.Fridge. It's not worth it

I have sort of been MIA the last few days. I didn't really trust myself as to what I would write if I did post. I thought it best to just say nothing at all until I had some control over the shit that spews forth from my facehole. I use the word "control" very loosely. 

As idiotic as it sounds it all started because I like my bananas in the fridge. I don't like them room temperature and mushy. Like many other things I prefer them hard and firm, slightly chilled to the touch. Apparently others though consider putting bananas in the fridge equal to murdering baby seals so to say that my last few days of being "better" got shot to hell is an understatement. 

Somehow at the end of it all, I am still the crazy one? I just don't get it. The moral of the story? Just don't put the fuckin' bananas in the fridge. It's just not worth the 3 days of hell you will have to endure because you like bananas chilled. Learn to pick your battles. This one is just not worth it. 

This shit is bananas
(This shit is bananas)

A few times I've been around that track

So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

"hollaback girl - gwen stefani"


Haven said...

Um, WTF? Who cares? Is there an underabundance of space in the fridge? It seems pretty silly that you can't chill your bananas.

Also, i noticed your being MIA. Glad you're back.

Maasiyat said...

See I thought that too but apparently we would be wrong. It's good to know that someone else besides the voices in my head thinks this is totally absurd. Thanks for noticing. :)

Mynx said...

Frozen bananas dipped in chocolate are awesome like Icecream
I don't keep bananas in the fridge but there is no reason why you shouldn't

Sapphire Dragonflies said...

The very human part of me wants to rant, "Why are YOU the only one who has to pick your battles? What a ridiculous bone to pick. If "they" don't like them chilled, then "they" don't have to eat it. Is there a limit to space in the fridge or something? Is "they" the frickin' banana police?"

*sigh* I'm gonna go put my big girl panties back on now.

Maasiyat said...

I was very hesitant to actually post anything about this which is why I haven't posted anything at all the last few days, but now I am glad I did. I have wondered if I was wrong about fighting over this because it just seemed so damn absurd at the time. What is the weirdest part. No one eats them except me.

Rafa said...

But to NOT "just do it" would go against everything I've learned from Nike. They spent a lot of money getting ppl to just Do it. I'm confused

hed said...

Aren't bananas always in the fridge?

Maybe you and I are just BOTH crazy...



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