We do for others because we don't know how to do for ourselves. We do for others because we feel it is the only way to make up for the damage we feel our craziness is doing to society. We do for others because it makes us feel good when nothing else in the whole world does, not even pills. We stay quiet and sit in the corner because others seem so much more needy. We require so little, you and I. A fact which does not sit well with others who would label us as too much to handle. When in truth, all those such as us really need is a bit of understanding, a bit of reciprocation, maybe a touch on the cheek once in a while and a sly wink. The rest of the world is needy. I'd rather be crazy. ~~Aimee

Monday, 2 May 2011

Baa Sheep

Thank you Obama for ending my break. My loud overly opinionated mouth cannot be silent after watching the total SHIT spew forth from your piehole that I just witnessed. For all of you people who BELIEVE the shit they are telling you about the "death of os*ma", well then I am the Queen of England and have decided to sell my palace. If you want to buy it, email me and I will send you my paypal account so you can make your payment.

There are so many things which are just WRONG that I can't cover them all but here are a few.

First of all this bullshit about "Islamic rituals" and then throwing in the ocean. The Islamic ritual is burial, fucktards. If they didn't bury it, then there is NO Islamic ritual so I have no clue what imaginary rituals they made up but they had nothing to do with Islam.

Secondly, the whole operation lasted less than an hour. The house that they "bombed" has no marks on it whatsoever. How do I know that? I have seen it with my own two eyeballs. Don't ask me how I just did. That is all you need to know. It looks like someone made a mess. There are pillows and sheets and things scattered here and there, but nothing suggesting the house was bombed to smithereens and killing all inside. 

Also the bullshit story about telling people to "turn their lights off and stay inside". OMG! I don't know if Dr. Seuss is writing the news for CNN or if they had a seizure while typing, but they wouldn't tell people to turn their lights off. The gov't in Pakistan would SHUT the lights off. It's called load shedding assholes and it happens 10-18 hrs a day. EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. If you want a Pakistani to come outside and see what the hell you're doing, then tell him to stay in his house. In 0.5 secs he will be sniffing your ass to see when was the last time you took a shit.

I also went on CNN, BBC, and a few other news sites. Each site listed the city this happened in as different, but NONE of them listed the name of the actual city it occurred in. Now it would seem to me getting the name of the city right wouldn't be that difficult. If they can't get the city name right, what else did they get wrong? 

Now I realize this will be hard for you sheep to digest, but someone has to tell you the truth and well it might as well be me. While politicians will have you believe otherwise, os*ma was NOT the cause or end of terrorism. The only difference between today and yesterday is that I now realize there are more stupid people on this planet than I thought.

Oh and this bull shit warning about how Americans living in Pakistan need to be careful. Let me clue you all in. Pakistanis don't give a rat's ass about os*ma. There are many places that don't even know WHO he is and could care less that he is dead. There is no greater risk now than there was yesterday. It's all bull shit. I know a lot of you will probably disagree because you're blind followers who have no intellect and cannot think for yourselves. You will probably send me hate mail and comments. That's ok. I will not publish your comments because well my blog is a dictatorship not a democracy. I make the rules. If you don't like them, that is what the little X in the corner is for. However, I will make fun of all of you asswipes that attempt to hurt my feelings because trust me I don't care a shit about what you have to say. Just thought I would let you know how this game works from the start.

One last thing. For those of you who are conspiracy theorists and any other -ist bullshit. I am NOT one of you. I just happen to have a brain in my head that I actually use on occasion. I open my eyes and LOOK instead of just believing the bullshit people tell me.


Haven said...

Preach it, haha. The news is depressing, and misleading. I avoid it as much as possible in favor of figuring out the facts for myself as well. I support your rant. Moreover I support your right to rant.

Aimee said...

Oh my. If I didn't love you 5 minutes ago, I do now.

Maasiyat said...

Haven, I don't watch it very often. I actually found out because it was in the title of a blog I follow so I did a google search to see what was going on. Seriously though, I don't mind if people disagree and bring forth intellectual proof, but unfortunately most won't.

Aimee, mwah!! If I were a lesbian, I would so make you my bitch. Actually you would probably end up making me yours but I would be one willingly though.

hed said...

"I will not publish your comments because well my blog is a dictatorship not a democracy."

Best thing ever.


Maasiyat said...

For a liar, I have moments of brutal honesty. I am nothing if not contradictory.


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